Soil Scrambler Pillows

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

Planting veggies

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Dissectum Paniculata

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"What are you growing?"

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

'I'd like to get back to nature...'

I'm looking for a job?

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

Rooting.

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

SOIL BANK: 'Loam dept...clay, sand & gravel'.

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

A Better Life