Soil Whisperer Pillows

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

Planting veggies

Rooting.

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Award Winning Gardener

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Botany Baby!

An old man growing berries

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."