Soil Shoveler T-Shirts

Farmer's Almanac.

"I've decided to eat healthy, so I'm growing a garden in my office. It also reduces the stress caused by working here."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Planting veggies

UFO Shelter

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Dissectum Paniculata

Snowman Driver

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"What are you growing?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Postman in the Snow

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Shovels as Snow Shoes

Rooting.

"I'll rent one out as a Dirtbnb."

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

UFO

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

Shovel your driveway?

"Oh boy! Looks like the farmer's just mixed in manure! Dig in!"

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

Shoveling Snow in Spring

Person shovelling snow remembering the past