Sand Sifter With Style T-Shirts

"...it's another metal detector."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Building giant sand pies.

Segregated Beach

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Essex computer.

'Another nice wave.'

Dissectum Paniculata

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

'No surf?'

Son burying his dad in sand

Sand Snowmen

"Thanks again, kid!"

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Eggshell blue

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Another Victim of Beach Brain

On the Hanger

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

Making Sandcastles

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"