Scale Shifter Gifts

Infinity Miniature Man.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"It all looks fine to me."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Pessimists v Optimists.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Fat man on scales.

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Scales

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

On the Hanger

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'