Scale Steppers Gifts

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Secretive Weigh In.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Critisize your weight.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Scales

Fat man on scales.

"I do diet...between snacks."

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

Using balloons to weigh less.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Dad! - Mum's cheating again!'

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

"Yup, that pound cake did weigh a pound."

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!