Secret Scale Stepper Gifts

Secretive Weigh In.

Critisize your weight.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Scales

Fat man on scales.

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Step aerobics

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Shrink

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"I do diet...between snacks."

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

Using balloons to weigh less.