Scale Steppers Pillows

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Critisize your weight.

Secretive Weigh In.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Scales

Fat man on scales.

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

"I do diet...between snacks."

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'Relax! I just read somewhere that 142 pounds is the new 125!'

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

Using balloons to weigh less.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

'Dad! - Mum's cheating again!'

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!