Scale Trickster Pillows

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

BUS, 'I never have to take Muriel out to dinner any more -- I got a remote tuner for the bathroom scales.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

A voodoo doctor.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'No cheating'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Mime Tug-of-War

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Go on! Pick a card.

"You call that a KISS?"

Candle Size

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

And that's why I'm still single!

'Sometimes the walls move...'

DIY store.

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"Can I divorce on grounds of unfeasible behaviour?"

Perspective Repair