Scale Trickster Mugs

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

BUS, 'I never have to take Muriel out to dinner any more -- I got a remote tuner for the bathroom scales.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

A voodoo doctor.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

'No cheating'

'Look a huge bird!'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Mime Tug-of-War

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Go on! Pick a card.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

Candle Size

Tom Mullica.

"You call that a KISS?"

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

And that's why I'm still single!

'Sometimes the walls move...'

DIY store.