Balance Trickster Mugs

"Still haven't got the knack then?"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Polly tries reverse psychology

A voodoo doctor.

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Mime Tug-of-War

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Go on! Pick a card.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Candle Size

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Tom Mullica.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"You call that a KISS?"

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

And that's why I'm still single!

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"No, a chiropractor won't help. My wife just stuck another needle in the voodoo doll."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Adult Magician