Number Trickster Mugs

Bad accountants

How To Make Numbers Lie. . .

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Primitive magician

Some card-game puns

Candid Camera store.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

High speed cinder block

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."