Balance Trickster Pillows

"Still haven't got the knack then?"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

A voodoo doctor.

Go on! Pick a card.

Mime Tug-of-War

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Candle Size

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"You call that a KISS?"

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

And that's why I'm still single!

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."