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'My bank has introduced a new 'SMS alert' service.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Fitness guru.'

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'George, stop playing with the children.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"That's the deep end."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Workaholics Anonymous

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Gymnasts

Hockey cheerleaders.

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'You say you saw my client do it. OK, but what if the jury doesn't believe you? Try to think outside the witness box.'

'He's started jogging to work.'

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

The Jury Decides.

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

I need something to hold my tummy in

"It was 'im wot ruffled me bonce, judge, as I was politely getting into 'is car."

'As to my clients guilt... let me be perfectly vague.'