Stable Joker Pillows

'I see that you're feeding cubed hay, Bill.'

'Cool poo stain tattoo Robert!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Mister Oedipus.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Cleaning the Horse

Hiker's right of way.

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'They think I can walk on water.'

Jesus falling over a wave.

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Snowman melted by coffee

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Snow covers grass.'WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIIIND!'

Offering a golfer a spade.

Horse Muzzles