Stable Joker Gifts

'I see that you're feeding cubed hay, Bill.'

'Cool poo stain tattoo Robert!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Cleaning the Horse

'They think I can walk on water.'

Hiker's right of way.

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

Jesus falling over a wave.

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Offering a golfer a spade.

Snow covers grass.'WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIIIND!'

Horse Muzzles

Spiked Ball

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....