Stable Superstar Gifts

Cleaning the Horse

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Bigger Brain

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Waiting for the results.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Horse Muzzles

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Dog gets financial advice.