Stable Star Gifts

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Pony Rides

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

A pony throws its rider.

Mister Oedipus.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Horse Clean-up

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Cleaning the Horse

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Pommel Horse Poops.

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Horse Muzzles

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VI

'This is my latest sculpture in compacted poo. I call it 'got the trots'.'

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

'Where's my saddle, you sick freak?'

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'How's your job at the stables?' - 'I'd better dash. My work is piling up.'