Stable Jokers Gifts

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Artist Painting his Television.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Musical Accidents

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Watch for Men Being Supid

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

How to avoid a heart attack.

"I took your advice."

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

'No cup holder?'

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

"Whoah, triple denim!"

Seagull humour.

Have a CRAPPY New Year!

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'