Stable Jokers Pillows

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

Photobooth Photobomb

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Giggle.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Artist Painting his Television.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Musical Accidents

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Watch for Men Being Supid

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

How to avoid a heart attack.

"I took your advice."

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

'No cup holder?'

Pinata Pranks

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

Seagull humour.

Have a CRAPPY New Year!