Balance Jokers Gifts

'My bank has introduced a new 'SMS alert' service.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'Fitness guru.'

Photobooth Photobomb

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"That's the deep end."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Prosecutor's Office. The judge threw out the confession --- He said it was coerced. You violated the duress code!

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Workaholics Anonymous

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

Hockey cheerleaders.

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'He's started jogging to work.'

Gymnasts

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

'You say you saw my client do it. OK, but what if the jury doesn't believe you? Try to think outside the witness box.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Louie 'The Egg' Spignoli, The Hangman's Nightmare

Pinata Pranks

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

The Jury Decides.

"It was 'im wot ruffled me bonce, judge, as I was politely getting into 'is car."

'As to my clients guilt... let me be perfectly vague.'

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."