Scale Stomper Pillows

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

"The first few weeks of my diet were spent just trying to find my feet."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Secretive Weigh In.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I make it myself!"

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Scales

Fat man on scales.

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Nouveau wine

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

"I do diet...between snacks."

"My husband makes this wine."

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

'LIAR!'

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

A very in tents little girl.

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'