Mud Stomper Pillows

A very in tents little girl.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"I make it myself!"

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

Playing pig

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

"Mom: Look what I made!"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Nouveau wine

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Pottery

'It needs more dirt.'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

"He's a chip off the old block."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

'Bear with me, sir -- this is my first night out of the back room.'

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"Your husband has been diagnosed with 'football fever.' It's a common illness this time of year."

"I deal with yours...you deal with mine."