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A very in tents little girl.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"I make it myself!"

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

Nouveau wine

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Pottery

'It needs more dirt.'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

'Would you like to try some of our home-made?'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

"I know, it sounds like fun, but a 'mudslide' mentioned in the news is usually linked to a disaster."

"He's a chip off the old block."

'Bear with me, sir -- this is my first night out of the back room.'

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"Your husband has been diagnosed with 'football fever.' It's a common illness this time of year."

"Of course I've been playing in the dirt - That's all there IS!"