Puddle Stomper T-Shirts

"Gracie, did you forget your umbrella?"

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Think of it as a big puddle."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Frog in the puddles.

The Fast Lane.

Nervous Oral Testing

"I make it myself!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Knight in shining Lycra!

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

A rainbow umbrella

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Nouveau wine

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Sport in library

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Teach Love

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

Exercise Car.

Bicycle Pie Chart

'My mom said not to get water in my boots.'

Wipe Your Feet

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".