Puddle Stomper Pillows

"Gracie, did you forget your umbrella?"

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Think of it as a big puddle."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

The Fast Lane.

Frog in the puddles.

Nervous Oral Testing

"I make it myself!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

A rainbow umbrella

Bicycle Sidecar.

Nouveau wine

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Teach Love

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Sport in library

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

Exercise Car.

'My mom said not to get water in my boots.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

Wipe Your Feet

La Tour 2007.

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."