Mud Mess Manager T-Shirts

"Sometimes I think he goes outside, rolls around in the mud, then comes in and shakes it off on us on purpose."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'The cat did it.'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

Potter

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

"Boss, the cleaning lady is here with her leaf blower to tidy up your office."

An artist tells a child off for dripping ice cream on the floor

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."