Mud Mess Manager Prints

"Sometimes I think he goes outside, rolls around in the mud, then comes in and shakes it off on us on purpose."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

'The cat did it.'

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

Potter

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

"My kid gives new meaning to the term 'deep pile carpet'."

"Boss, the cleaning lady is here with her leaf blower to tidy up your office."

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."