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'No need to ask if you own a dog,Madam?'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

'The cat did it.'

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

Happy Birthday MUM!

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

"My kid gives new meaning to the term 'deep pile carpet'."

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'