Dog Mess Manager Gifts

'No need to ask if you own a dog,Madam?'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

'The cat did it.'

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

"Boss, the cleaning lady is here with her leaf blower to tidy up your office."