Shape Shifter Gifts

Isosceles Triange.

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

P D F E. He won't stop talking about how I should get a tummy tuck like he did.

As soon as they get that one figured out, I'll change it to a sphere.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

Evolution of the Mathematician.

A Wrecked-angle.

"Man, I really need to get back into shape."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"I am the change you all can be."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Like Minded

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

On the Hanger

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"