Shape Shifter Gifts

Isosceles Triange.

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

Evolution of the Mathematician.

A Wrecked-angle.

"Man, I really need to get back into shape."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Like Minded

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

On the Hanger

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Distilled Elephant

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality