Shrub Shape Shifter Gifts

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Eggshell blue

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

A topiary doghouse

On the Hanger

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Distilled Elephant

A Wrecked-angle.

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality