Shrub Shape Shifter Prints

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Eggshell blue

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

A topiary doghouse

On the Hanger

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

Happiness is blogging the first days of summer.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Distilled Elephant

A Wrecked-angle.

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"I am the change you all can be."

"As exercise, it's torture, but as torture, it's not so bad."

"To thrive in these challenging times we need to embrace charge, to welcome it. It's the only way to survive and grow!"