Shaping Bushes Prints

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

A topiary doghouse

The End of the World is NOT Nigh.

The Polygon family at home

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

North America. South America. Greenland. Europe. Africa. Asia. India. Have you notices that North America, South America, Greenland, Africa and India are all pointed on the bottom? Yes - that's continental drip.

"I'm a landscape gardener."

The dog wouldn't stand still

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

"I am the change you all can be."

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry