Shaping Bushes T-Shirts

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

A topiary doghouse

The End of the World is NOT Nigh.

The Polygon family at home

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

The dog wouldn't stand still

"I'm a landscape gardener."

Topiary: helping nature look her best

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

Topiary chair.

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry