Screen Stroker Gifts

I tried listening to an e-book, but I missed the tactile sensation of the tip of my finger on glass.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Essex computer.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Goal

I win...you blinked.

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

Captive Audience.

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Human evolution

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."

"I like having a laptop with a big screen, but my back doesn't."

Honey, wake up! The world's gone widescreen!

Learn How To Ignore Positive Thoughts Keep Scrolling.

"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

Football prayers.

Week three, things started to get ugly.