Screen Stroker Prints

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Goal

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

I win...you blinked.

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

Human evolution

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."

"I like having a laptop with a big screen, but my back doesn't."

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."

Learn How To Ignore Positive Thoughts Keep Scrolling.

Football prayers.

'Never Anything on TV...'

Week three, things started to get ugly.