Screen Streamer Prints

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

"Welcome to the Remote Control Freak Recovery Program."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Cord cutter

'There's nothing on.'

TV-Man

I should probably get out more.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Live Stream

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Dawing your Cellphone

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The First Fire Stick

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"You've got computer-breath."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"You are still here."

Binge Watch

Zoom Christmas

'John is watching the game under protest.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Starvation Watching

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.