Screen Scroller Gifts

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"And this was us just five minutes ago."

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"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."

'If you would've checked on the kids as much as you check social media, they probably wouldn't have been incarcerated in the state penitentiary!'

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

Human evolution

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"I'll be right with you."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I'm bored."

"Textin’"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Free Little Library

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"I have to get this project finished."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."