Social Scroller Gifts

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Hiding the electronics.

"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Romans.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

Liquidity Lunch

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Virgil

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

"Sipsies?"

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

"I have to get this project finished."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

Men's Parallel Bars

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'