Feed Scroller Gifts

Learn How To Ignore Positive Thoughts Keep Scrolling.

Hiding the electronics.

"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Virgil

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

"I have to get this project finished."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

Why god isn't listening...

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

Human evolution

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

Muse/Museli

A Quiet Night In: Imagined vs. Reality.

"I’ve finally caught up on all the reels you’ve sent me."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"When your feed is 50% 'You're doing great just surviving this' and 50% 'Lose those lockdown lovehandles today'."

"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."