Feed Scroller T-Shirts

Learn How To Ignore Positive Thoughts Keep Scrolling.

Hiding the electronics.

"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Virgil

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'

"I have to get this project finished."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

Why god isn't listening...

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

Human evolution

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

Muse/Museli

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

'Doing?'

A Quiet Night In: Imagined vs. Reality.

"I’ve finally caught up on all the reels you’ve sent me."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

F. Uh-oh

"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."