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"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Hiding the electronics.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I'm bored."

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The First Fire Stick

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

TV-Man

Live Stream

I should probably get out more.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Binge Watch

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Zoom Christmas

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"You are still here."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Starvation Watching

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"