Streaming Site Scroller Pillows

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Hiding the electronics.

"I'm bored."

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

Live Stream

I should probably get out more.

TV-Man

The First Fire Stick

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Binge Watch

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Zoom Christmas

"You are still here."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."