Social Media Scroller Pillows

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

"I'm bored."

"I have to get this project finished."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

A Quiet Night In: Imagined vs. Reality.

"When your feed is 50% 'You're doing great just surviving this' and 50% 'Lose those lockdown lovehandles today'."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"I don't remember. What did we use to look at in waiting rooms before we had these phones?"

'Doing?'

The Thinker idly checking his phone.

Flight crew texting and falling off a jetway.

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

"I found the perfect website for the employees with too much space between their ears. It's called 'spacebook'."

Hiding the electronics.

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

The four housemen of procrastination

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Books vs mobile phones

Cyber Dream

Working from home to-do list.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"It looked better on pinterest."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

Virgil

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."