Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer
Social Media Scroll-er Pillows
Add comfort and humor with pillows that celebrate the social media scroll-er—cozy, quirky, and a perfect lounging companion for their online adventures.
Hiding the electronics.
"I'm bored."
Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.
'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'
"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"
A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.
The four housemen of procrastination
'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'
Books vs mobile phones
Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!
Cyber Dream
"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."
Working from home to-do list.
"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"
"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"
"It looked better on pinterest."
"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."
"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."
"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."
95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!
I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.
Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.
"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"
To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks
"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"
Virgil
"Apparently it's demanding offerings."
Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!
Bubbies and technology
'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'
50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone
Meet the Blogger - 1-3 AM.
'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'
"I have to get this project finished."
Social Media Scroll-er Pillows Collection
Social Media Scroll-er Mugs
Looking for a gift that complements their social media obsession? Check out our collection of mugs featuring witty designs perfect for the scroll-er in your life.
Social Media Scroll-er Prints
Decorate their space with prints that highlight their love for social media—fun, stylish, and full of personality.
Social Media Scroll-er T-Shirts
Want to add some humor to their wardrobe? Browse our t-shirts with clever sayings and illustrations for the social media enthusiast.