Social Media Binge-watcher Pillows

"How long have you been watching a dog chasing his tail?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Horror movies

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Chasebook

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Working from home to-do list.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

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Working from Home.

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3D

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!