Social Media Binge-watcher Pillows

"How long have you been watching a dog chasing his tail?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Horror movies

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Chasebook

Next camera crew 5 mins

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Working from home to-do list.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

Working from Home.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

3D

'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!