Social Media Navigator Pillows

"I always thought there was no such thing as a stupid question. Then I tried to show Grampa how to use Facebook."

'Have you written something bad about the people in our neighborhood in your blog?'

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

Civil Discourse Matters

"Every time I get out of my political silo and try to converse respectfully with someone who has differing views, I get whacked so hard I can't see straight!"

'What do you know about the Information Superhighway, and where do we fit in?'

"Hey! When did you un-husband me?!"

Gauntlet Cards, Respond at Your Own Risk

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

THE TOWERS OF BABEL

"Pastor, is photoshopping selfies a sin?"

"My facebook friends like me, my yelp reviews, are favorable, my linked-in links endorse me...and you want my college and work resume?"

Meet the Blogger - 1-3 AM.

'You think you're cyber-bullied - wait until you deal with an internet service provider.'

'Social networking was the last straw. Now the whole world ignores me.'

'I 'Like' Leo on Facebook, but in real life, not so much.'

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

'I think we should name him after your great grandfather's user name.'

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

I'll Let You Know When It's a Real Crisis

Man talking to his psychologist. 'I'm worried that my Facebook friends will find out about my MySpace friends.'

"I found my doppleganger. He was trolling me on social media."

It was impossible to make Randolph annoyed by cyber bullying.

"Doom scrolling."

"Oops... my apologies, Dude. I didn't realize we were Facebook friends."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"