Phone Scroller Pillows

"What am I doing? Just hanging' out between eating and napping. And you...?"

Hiding the electronics.

"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

Virgil

Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"I have to get this project finished."

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

Why god isn't listening...

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

Human evolution

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

'Doing?'

"I’ve finally caught up on all the reels you’ve sent me."

A Quiet Night In: Imagined vs. Reality.

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

F. Uh-oh

"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."

"When your feed is 50% 'You're doing great just surviving this' and 50% 'Lose those lockdown lovehandles today'."