Phone Scroller Mugs

"What am I doing? Just hanging' out between eating and napping. And you...?"

Hiding the electronics.

"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

Virgil

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"I have to get this project finished."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

Why god isn't listening...

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."

Human evolution

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"I’ve finally caught up on all the reels you’ve sent me."

A Quiet Night In: Imagined vs. Reality.

"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."

Learn How To Ignore Positive Thoughts Keep Scrolling.

"We're operating here on pure adrenaline."